The Follies end of season day out usually begins with the sizzle of fried bacon in the Stibby Diner on the A1. Sadly, work got in the way this year and the first sizzle I heard was the cables of the electricity pylons straddling the 3rd hole at Elton Furze. That wasn’t the only impact work had on me that day as I had two airshots on tees early on, indeed at the 11th I had yet to have a drive counted. Needing 4 drives from the remaining 8 holes, Geoff Delaney kindly commented that maybe we should have counted one of the airshots!
Bernie made a welcome appearance at the 9th and walked the back nine with the various foursomes. He had a sloe round:
Les, Brian, Geoff D and myself finished 3 over (gross) with 15 pars and 3 bogeys thanks to Les holing from off the green on the 18th. We were well pleased with ourselves and carefully kept our count and contentment concealed in the clubhouse.
Come the evening and the results were announced:
It seems David Oliver’s scintillating short game couldn’t be bettered and they deservedly won the Annual Supper Texas Scramble. Indeed, looking at the winners roll (under the Past Winners tab), Colin H has won 3 times in the last 4 years so he’s doing something right!
As previously mentioned our Champion Golfer 2017 is Trevor Chapman, a runaway winner with an impressive 113 points. Richly deserved.
Our customary thanks to Les for all his arranging and re-arranging of fixtures, people and times. Thanks also to Brian for making our subs and green fees go a long way.
See you all in 2018.
Weather – strong wind, no change there.
Colin Humphries – Teed up on the 17th Par 3 but was aiming at the 18th – they told him before he hit the ball.
Colin Humphries also lost control of his motorised trolley and it ended up in the bunker 🙂
Geoff Delany apparently had multiple bunker flunker attempts to beat his existing 10, but could only make 5 shots this time.
Excellent day with Bacon rolls and half chicken and chips afterwards, or if you are Colin Keal just the chips!
Winner -John Dexter with 37 points
with Trevor, Les, David C and John W all on 35 points
Champion Golfer 2017 – Trevor Chapman
President’s Cup Winner 2017 – David West
FRITZ FOLLIES OUTING TO OLD NENE
Our annual visit to Old Nene persuaded 11 members to turn up somewhere in the middle of Fen Country including the writer who was making his first visit and very enjoyable it was as well.
The day started very well with a refreshing beer (a little bit of imagination here needed, the drink of choice being coffee!!) accompanied by a bacon roll on the terrace in glorious sunshine, once again Follies seemed very lucky with the weather.
The course is unusual being the same nine holes played twice but from different tees on the back nine and despite the theory that practice makes perfect, only one of the eleven competitors improved their front nine points tally on the inward nine!!
Having asked various members about the round it seems there were no bunker flunkers, moments of madness or wayward hitting to report, something quite remarkable in itself.
Now to the important bit of the day, the weather was set fair, the course seemed in good condition as we all congregated on the first tee, only to be held up a by a two sets of ladies foursomes, a slower start than we wanted but probably better than them following us and we holding them up!!!
I was in the first group out with John Wakefield and Kevin Hingle and we had a very enjoyable round finishing at 5.05pm, Kevin then left and John and I retired to the club house for a well earned pint, at 5.45pm we were wondering where the other groups were, to then see the second group moving to the sixteenth tee at 6.00pm!! At this point John and I decided it might be a longish wait and started to head home in the light!
(Editor’s note: when the second group arrived in the clubhouse, we looked for the first group and asked the barmaid if they were around. She replied “there were 3 elderly gentlemen in the other room earlier but they had gone” – perhaps she was talking about another crowd!)
I have been reliably informed that Jon Kelly won nearest the pin and I am pretty confident that Teresa will have drunk the prize by now. Andrew Bramwell was third on 29 points, Geoff Liscoe was second on 30, Colin Keal winning with a very lucky 35 points having found my ball in the woods on several occasions!
I am now looking forward to Rutland County (a bit closer to home for me) and then our 40th anniversary year end extravaganza!!
A strong entry from Graham at Galle Fort Sri Lanka, overlooking the cricket ground – Sri Lanka were playing Bangladesh
Our Chairman/Secretary/EverythingElse weighs in with a beauty……entries close end of October……
“Nothing ever happens at Rutland Water!”
Apart, that is, from the fifth green being flooded, people playing the wrong ball and the rain coming down in torrents. Perhaps 2017 would be different – think again.
16 members gathered for the August Meet at what must surely be a candidate for “World’s Most Beautiful Golf Course”.
By common Follies consent, it’s also one of the hardest that we play. We set off with huge storm clouds in the west advancing inexorably towards us. It went black, the thunder roared, a few hailstones fell, but no rain? – we even got sunshine – but I forget – the wind, it was howling incessantly. Some members heard the course klaxon suspending play, others didn’t and carried on. Everyone survived.
It was quite an eventful day with several incidents being reported:
It’s only August but Geoff Delany probably secured the 2017 “ Bunker Flunker” with a magnificent score of 11. Les, in particular, was relieved having carded an impressive 6 earlier in the season. Previous winners have only managed 4 or 5 shots.
The 4th green caught a few out – with Les, then Terry, followed later by Martin putting straight off the green into the bunker.
On the nearest the pin par 3, Roy, Andrew and Jon hit trouble, losing balls but did eventually putt out. They must have been a little slow leaving the green as the group behind teed off, shouted ‘Fore left’ and caught Roy on the side of the head. Everyone survived.
Brian Bates’ trolley got over excited and, not being aware of the rules of golf, proceeded to trundle all the way across a green, Brian was totally oblivious until it reached the other side. Fortunately no members saw it so we should be ok to go back again next year.
But best of all, Colin Savage in a buggy, ignored the bridge and managed to drive into and get completely stuck in a very muddy ditch. He was bravely assisted out of his predicament by Messrs West, Carter and Bates – whilst he sat in the driver’s seat working hard on the accelerator . Brian B and David C ended this strenuous rescue very mud splattered whilst David W, by some miracle, was unscathed. Funnily enough, Colin was the only one to score a point on the next hole, the others being too fatigued by their earlier exertions. Everyone survived. Someone remarked to Colin in the clubhouse later that the buggies are not amphibious.
Onto the results: 3 intrepid souls managed to accumulate 32 points and take the first three places. On count back David Carter was placed third, Colin Keal second, with debutant Terry Moon taking the top spot. For once, it was Trevor Chapman who managed to get nearest the pin on the 12th, well done Trevor. An 8 iron was the weapon of choice if anyone is interested.
Another good day out, well done to the winners, commiserations to the also-rans and a big thank you to Les and co for organising it.
Andrew and Roy visited most parts of the course today…..
Report by DC and friends
Well today we played at Tydd St. Giles, unlike last year there were no late arrivals – well done Trevor for going to the correct course. A good turnout of 15 players, duly arrived for a “light” breakfast of bacon, egg, hash potatoes, sausage and beans. Although the weather was windy, the forecast of sunshine brought out numerous members wearing shorts, albeit no salmon coloured ones were seen today.
The most interesting warm up prize goes to Geoff Delany and his left leg swivel exercise on the first tee. Speaking of the first tee Brian was seen to put his ball out of bounds on the right, in a similar place to where he hit his first tee shot last year. They do say consistency counts!
Geoff Liscoe was the highest scorer on the first hole with a par and 4 points – well done Geoff. He was also seen putting in from 40ft plus on the 10th green.
Similarly, the rule about drivers being careful of following other cars in the fog, should have applied to Jon, Roy & Gabe, who managed to follow in the footsteps of Brian, Colin & Martin into the dyke on the 7th – mind you Martin enjoyed it so much he made three trips.
In another vein of consistency, Trevor pushed his tee shot left on the 5th hole, so much so that he thought he was in the water, so took a provisional – only to find both balls within 3 foot of each other in a safe place. So he promptly celebrated by placing the next shot over the water and onto the green and getting a par.
I’m not sure whether Gabe’s holiday home in Greece is on the coast or up in the hills but I think it must be the latter as he never missed an opportunity to get into a bunker and spend some time in the sand. That said, he got out with consummate ease each time. Unlike Jon, who made a magnificent 200 yard drive which unfortunately went into a bunker, followed by 5 shots to get out of the bunker.
No real disasters occurred, apart from Colin who set his trolley for a 10 yard dash – which it obeyed – just a shame about the last couple of yards being downhill so it ran into a tree.
Les admitted that his group were boring, with nothing of reportable value. Geoff Delany again got nearest the pin on the 16th, he was so embarrassed that he had to leave early – allegedly to go to the train station!!
Despite not scoring and losing two balls on the first two holes, Trevor came home with 38 points to win. Next meeting on Friday 18th August at Rutland Water.
A very good turnout of 16 Follies competed for the President’s Cup and, in parallel, the June competition of the annual Follies Trophy.
Stories seem to be thin on the ground but the 6th hole did see Geoff Delany using a ball scoop retriever to get his tee out of ditch. I guess tees do cost money. Later on the same hole, David West was trying to retrieve his ball from a ditch and slipped. He avoided falling in but was certainly on all-fours at one point in his scramble to stay out of the ditch.
John Wakefield, Roy Fletcher and John Dexter reached the 11th without too many incidents other than the normal lost balls and played down into the bottom of the fairway just over the ditch. It is a blind shot from there up to the green and we thought that Les’s group could still be on the green. John W nipped up the fairway and watched the group in front drive their buggy over to the 12th tee. John
D then hit a good shot that sailed over the brow of the hill and out of sight. Suddenly, there was an almighty bang as his ball hit the roof of the buggy, scattering said Les, Colin and Andrew for cover. Apparently, the ball hit the buggy, then a tree, coming to rest under the buggy. It may
be a good idea to look into hard hats in Fritz colours for everyones’ safety!!! With Les’ recent medical history, we are thankful that the bag was hit and not Les.
There’s lot of talk about shortening events these days as everyone is busy and cannot spare the time. It’s seen in cricket where T20 is all the rage rather than 5 day matches and in tennis with best of 3 sets rather than 5. Well, Jon Kelly suggests golf should be reduced to 17 holes – or he certainly does after his experience today. On the 18th, Jon topped his drive maybe 20 yards into the rough. Geoff Delaney, your friendly local Rules Official offered three options, including playing 3 off the tee. In Jon’s own words “I put the ball there, I’ll get it out”. You would think “Who Dares Wins” and “Fortune Favours the Brave” would have some basis in fact. Not a bit of it. Jon’s first hack left the ball behind him, and a further 4 wild swings eventually saw him onto the fairway. He ended up with a 13.
Onto the results:
3rd place was Colin Keal on 33 points.
2nd also on 33 was Kevin Hingle on countback
And this year’s winner of the President’s Cup is David West on 35 points.
Next outing is soon! Friday 14th July – Tydd St Giles
With the Fritz Follies Ramsey outing very fresh in the minds, an unexpected trip to Stapleford Park followed a week later to join Graeme Phipps in his annual birthday celebration team competition. This annual get together apparently is related to Graeme recently reaching the same age as the Follies!
With an impressive total turnout of 20, not only had the Follies an opportunity of winning a few golf balls (and a bottle of Les’s Xmas port) the lucky few also had the chance of get their name on a solid silver ‘Open’ like jug, which could be kept for a year…whoopee they cried!
With the confusion of running two competitions with different handicaps, confusion initially reigned in the clubhouse, so it was very apt that a bookkeeper and solicitor were on hand for dealing with the expected confusion and disputes that duly arose later.
With a few of the Follies mixed in with Graeme’s friends, a sunny and warm day greeted the starters, albeit with a very strong wind later being encountered to make this a difficult day on some of the longer holes.
A few tales to tell with the best being Colin Humphries who apparently managed to chip his ball into his own golf bag! Not sure on the rules for that one, but apparently it was played from the point of rest…..
With a hand picked team that didn’t deliver, birthday boy also came a cropper by going out of bounds three times, thus ruining his chance of glory in both competitions. Les will not be joining him next year.
A non folly also took the prize for the most bunker shots ever despite lessons from Les.
With the score cards checked, double checked, corrected and further amended the final results were announced with the Follies team of Andrew Bramwell, Trevor Chapman, John Wakefield and Colin Humphries winning the birthday jug.
Follies winners were:
Trevor Chapman with 35 points followed by Roy Fletcher and …….
Nearest the pin was won by Andrew Bramwell
Trevor is clearly making an early get away to lead this celebratory year.